Monday, 3 September 2007

IM NOT MIA


Sorry kids, ive been busy working at the mount-tain where I dont have interweb.

Jermey Jones the mammoth snowboarder that is everything snowboarding is came up to Mt. Hutt last week. It was freaking awesome. The dumped some snow on by this rail in the front where it is really violent down-flat-down kink rail as he 270's on and then hits a kicker on the roof to grind the roof and jump off. Sick stuff



Chris and I wore our RayRay suits to the mountain and took some awesome video. Here is just a picture of how hot we were.....our pants were so tight you could bounce a quarter off of us. And I grew out a handlebar mustache just for the occasion. We rode down the mountain at one point with no shirts on and I about froze my chest off. The only people who didn't enjoy it were a group of 10 year old girls that we rode past whilst hearing screams and gasps and "gross" "disgusting" coming from their now tainted minds.







And better yet Crystal Lindburg is here hanging out with me from Nebraska. She has been in Aus for awhile and needed to leave the country for her visa for some reason and came to see me.....yeah!!!! so we went to Kiakoura and chased around Sealions and played on the beach. It was SOOO incredibly gorgeous..........and so was the scenery. hahahahahah hahah hahaha (crystal is sitting behind me) Ladies!!!



We chased around the sealions at Kiakoura and Crystal almost got eaten.





I also dragged her up to come snowboarding with me and she did freaking awesome for the first time in 5 years. She was a natural.



Ive gotta get going cuz Crystal and I are going to either Hanmer Springs for some hot springs or Milford sound for a rainforest type experience.

Peace in the mideast, I mean midwest

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't want to out girly Crystal with your skin tight lavender snowsuit when you and Crystal went skiing?? XO

Ryan Byrn in NZ said...

No, I didn't want her to constantly be staring at my brazen bronze sculpted gluts. She wouldn't have been able to get up on her snowboard at all if I was in front of her.

Anonymous said...

haha, that picture is awesome! it reminds me of that christian gurl magazine spread you did. i looked around my computer for them but couldn't find them, i guess they are lost to the ages, it's probably for the better.

Ryan Byrn in NZ said...

NO way dude, that was prize winning stuff that you made. I still have it on my comp at home in the states. But it was acting up , hopefully just my video card. I will have to send it to you sometime. I felt so naughty with you directing my pictures......lets not talk of this again, and lets not tell anyone or let anyone else know about this.